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| 1. When asked – living or dead – whom he'd like to have dinner with, Abraham Lincoln replied: Barack Obama. |
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| 2. Barack Obama's smile can regrow hair – even for Karl Rove. |
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| 3. Simon, Paula and Randy have secretly asked Barack Obama to be the next American Idol. He declined because he was asked by the people to be the next American President. |
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| 4. The chief export of Barack Obama is love. |
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| 5. Barack Obama does not sleep. He waits. For the Hillary Democrats to wake up. |
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| 6. Barack Obama is only inexperienced with old school politics. |
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| 7. Barack Obama's ears can hear the future. They heard the last of the Bush. |
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| 8. Barack Obama can slam a revolving door – of cronyism. |
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| 9. When Barack Obama is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks with them. |
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| 10. Barack Obama challenged Chuck Norris to a debate on karate. Chuck Norris declined. |
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| 11. There were no weapons of mass destruction. Just ask Barack Obama. |
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| 12. Barack Obama's B.O. smells like lavender and crisp linen. |
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| 13. When taking the SAT, write "Barack Obama" for every answer. You will score a 1600. |
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| 14. The circle of life is the O in Obama. |
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| 15. 100,000 people donated $25 million in the first quarter of 2007 – 50,000 more donors than Hillary Clinton. That's Barack Obama. |
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| 16. Barack Obama is conversant in 6,000,001 known languages – one more than C3PO. |
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| 17. If you studied under Barack Obama at the University of Chicago, you are now a successful lawyer and have never lost a case. |
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| 18. In 2008, Barack Obama will win the presidency. In 2008, the Chicago Cubs will win the World Series. This will not be a coincidence. |
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| 19. Barack means "Blessed by God" in Swahili. |
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| 20. When Barack Obama is scanned at the airport, they only see a big heart. |
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| 21. Barack Obama combines the defensive genius of the
1985 Chicago Bears and the offensive firepower of the 1995-1996 Chicago
Bulls. – Submitted by John F. |
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| 22. On any NES game before the start screen, press UP
UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START to access an invincible Barack
Obama. – Submitted by Michael R. |
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| 23. If tapped, a Barack Obama roundtable on energy could power America for 8 years. |
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| 24. Barack Obama is my homeboy. |
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| 25. The photo on Barack Obama's driver's license is blank. Combined with the flash, his smile was too bright. |
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| 26. If you look carefully at E.T.'s glowing heart, you'll
find Barack Obama. – with R. Mutt |
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| 27. Bernoulli's principle is not needed when Barack Obama flies in an airplane. |
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| 28. When Congress is tied, they play Barack, Paper, Scissors. Scissors beats Paper and Barack beats everything. – Submitted by Sean T. |
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| 29. Use the Obama face and you'll win every poker hand you'll ever play. – Submitted by Jim B. |
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| 30. Barack Obama is the only name on Santa's List in permanent ink. – Submitted by Tyler D. |
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| 31. When Barack Obama is elected, Jack Bauer will finally be able to sleep. – Submitted by Josh V. |
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